Una puede (y debe) editar los contenidos de su cerebrito. (Cosmopolitan)
No busques las palabras. Encuentra los silencios y ponle el corazón.
Sonríe a la vida de manera que la contagies. (J.M.A.)
Si vamos a decir palabras, que sean palabras dulces, por si algún día nos las tenemos que tragar (P.L.P.)
Si la vida te da mil razones para llorar, demuestra que tienes mil y una para soñar. Haz de tu vida un sueño y de tu sueño una realidad. (J.M.A.)
Una sonrisa verdadera es como la estrella que ilumina tu vida; déjate iluminar con la utopía de la alegría.
El amor puede ser muchas cosas. Es variado. Lo único que no puede ser es inseguro. (Medea's familiy reunion)
Nadie puede hacerte sentir inferior sin tu consentimiento. (Diarios de una princesa)
Cuando te sentís bien, estás más linda.
La felicidad no es un lugar al que se llega, sino una forma de viajar. (Margaret L. Runbeck)
En los amores pasajeros lo que uno busca son cosas excepcionales. En los amores profundos lo que uno quiere es tiempo para compartir las cosas de todos los días, porque ellas se vuelven excepcionales...
Una transición no se rebuzna, se concibe.
Exígete a ti mismo lo que te gustaría exigir a los demás, y a los demás déjalos tranquilos, sin esperar nada de ellos. Así te ahorrarás disgustos.
El miedo es la prisión de tu alma y el portal de tu destrucción. (Escape de la Atlántida)
El que gana no es el que tiene el mejor auto, es el que se niega a perder. (Dale Earnhardt, corredor)
EN INGLÉS...
Love is as natural as nature itself. (Jim Warren)
On a clear day you can see forever. With a clear mind you can see and imagine all the beauty and emotions that you want. (Jim Warren)
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow.
All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. (Walt Disney)
The night becomes darker before dawn. (Batman)
I won't tell you I can't live without you. I can live without you. I just don't want to. (Rumour has it)
What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know. It's what we know for sure that just ain't so. (Mark Twain)
We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. (Albert Einstein)
Life is not the number of breaths you take, is the moments that take your breath away. (Hitch)
The era of procrastination, of half-measures, of soothing and baffling expedients, of delays, is coming to its close. In its place, we are entering a period of consequence. (Sir Winston Churchill, Nov. 1936)
FLAIRS
No regrets! Just lessons learned.
Good girls are bad girls that don't get caught.
I have not lost my mind. It's backed up on disk somewhere.
Loved you once, love you still, always have, always will.
Boys like blondes. Men like brunettes.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit.
Yes, you have the right to your opinion and I have the right to think you're stupid.
Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.
Yes, I'm bilingual. Sarcasm is my second language.
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it.
I try to take life one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me all at once.
I'm sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
Smile. It confuses people.
Think. It's not illegal yet.
I may not be perfect but parts of me are pretty awesome.
I have O.C.D.: Obsessive Cullen Disorder/ Obsessive Chocolate Disorder
I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't Remember Shit)
I tried being normal once. Worst five minutes of my life.
Real women watch football.
Just let me shop and no one gets hurt.
Motherhood: the only place that you can experience heaven and hell at the same time.
I really like when people roll their eyes and ignore me... so I become a mother.
I'm a mom. Not all of us superheroes wear capes.
Mom can you please get off facebook so I can do my homework?
Math illiteracy affects 8 out of every 5 people.
You were born an original, don't die a copy.
After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh.
Never let the odds keep you from doing what you know in your heart you were meant to do.
Sometimes I say Avada Kedavra when I see people I don't like.
Note to self: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid.
I routinely check closets for Narnia.
Screw vampires. I want a demi-god!
All that is gold does not glitter not all who wander are lost.
Girls are not complicated, seriously, how hard is it to say "you're pretty" and give us chocolate?
Weak men hate strong women.
Save the world. It's the only one with chocolate.
Warning! I'm a woman of many moods adn they all require chocolate.
FACT: chocolate is a vegetable, it comes from a bean.
Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt!
I'm not immature. I just know how to have fun.I want a fairy tale ending.
The truth is, everyone is going to cause you pain. You just have to decide who's worth it.
Hold your head high gorgeous. There are people that would kill to see you fall.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.
Be who you want to be not what others want to see.
Be crazy, be stupid, be wild, be silly, because life is too short to be cool.
Start a revolution. Stop hating your body.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
Hug harder, laught louder, smile bigger, love longer.
A dream is a wish your heart makes.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
Let me know if I say anything that offends you. I might want to offend you again later.
Sorry, I left my crystal ball at home.
Air goes in and out, blood goes round and round, any variation on that is a bad thing?
Boys are stupid. Girls are stupid. Get a fish.
Places to go: Narnia, Middle Earth, Hogwarts, Camelot.
A face without frickles is like a night without stars.
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
I'm not random. My Genius is just too much for you.
The word "bed" actually looks like a bed.
tnereffid eB.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Drink coffee. Do stupid things faster with more energy.
Rock your own style and dance to your own beat.
I did not escape. They gave me a day pass.
Succesful parenting is finding 80's music on your kid's ipod.
Why does summer have to be so short?
If a quiz is quizzical, then a test is ...
I know karate... and like two other Japanese words.
I'm only doing it your way so I can blame you later.
We spend the 1st. year teaching our kids to walk and talk, we spend the next year telling them to sit down and shut up.
I don't have ADHD, I just Do you like waffles?
Not only am I a master of suspense but I
But I don't wanna be normal; crazy people are more fun.
I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.
A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.
Every time you open your mouth... some idiot starts talking.
Everytime I hear the word exercise I have to wash my mouth out with chocolate.
All I want is peace, love, understanding and a chocolate bar bigger than my head.
Of course I love a boyfriend. I just haven't found him yet.
Sometimes when I say "Oh, I'm fine" I want someone to look me in the eyes & say"tell the truth"
Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem.
I know I came into this room for a reason.
I know a lot about nothing and nothing about a lot.
Battle cry of the Ents: "Run Forest run".
There're no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Being AWESOME is kind of like being ME, but slightly less awesome.
I can't hear you over the sound of my awesomeness.
Why, yes, I am made of awesome.
I didn't trip, I was just testing gravity... IT STILL WORKS!!!
I trip up the stairs.
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
I didn't trip, I said hello to the wall with my face.
I didn't trip. Chairs jump out and attack me.
I didn't trip, I was just testing gravity... IT STILL WORKS!!!
I trip up the stairs.
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
I didn't trip, I said hello to the wall with my face.
I didn't trip. Chairs jump out and attack me.
Falling down is easy, falling upstairs takes skill.
I'm not speeding, I'm QUALIFYING!!
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
I'm not speeding, I'm QUALIFYING!!
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Life is short, talk fast.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Life's a beach and I'm just tanning.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain.
Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.
I haven't had my coffee yet. Don't make me kill you.
I did not hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
2+2=6. I rock at math.
CAUTION: Do not try to swim in air
I don't obsess. I think. Intensely.
When life gives you lemons, squirl the juice in the eyes of your enemies.
When life gives you lemons... throw them back and ask for cookies.
I haven't had my coffee yet. Don't make me kill you.
I did not hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
2+2=6. I rock at math.
CAUTION: Do not try to swim in air
I don't obsess. I think. Intensely.
When life gives you lemons, squirl the juice in the eyes of your enemies.
When life gives you lemons... throw them back and ask for cookies.
When life gives you lemons, go find someone with a paper cut!
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
I've built a wall not to block anyone out, but to see who loves me enough to climb over it.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on.
No trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Ever since Transformers I will never look at any technology the same way again.
CAUTION: I'm not like other girls.
If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we e-mail chocolate?
Sometimes, I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring... so I go back to being me.
Smarter people have dirtier minds.
I love my attitude problem.
Due to the current financial restraints the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice.
I may not be perfect, but I'm always me.
When I went to school they asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand theh assignment. Told them they don't understand life.
People who don't know me say I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.
The curse of the quick reader is to finish a book two days after it was first released.
A room without a book is like a body without a soul.
One day your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching.
Don't judge me based on your IGNORANCE.
Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman.
Illegal inmigration began in 1492.
Caution: water on road during rain.
The mark of a true fan is when you know your team sucks and you root for them anyway.
If winning isn't everything, why do we keep score?
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
You're my little piece of heaven putting me through hell.
I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
Shhhh!.... Do you smell something?
2 much txting mks u 1 bad splr.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... NO.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather be a superheroe than a princess.
Stupidity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.
Oh crap. You're gonna try and cheer me up, aren't you?
My favourite number of the alphabet is yellow!
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
Shut up, I'm happy
I love you. I love you too! I was talking to my food.
I'm having another "it seemed like a good idea at the time" moment.
I took the road less traveled and now I don't know where the hell I am.
You cry I cry. You laugh I laugh. You jump off a cliff I laugh EVEN HARDER.
I do many things well. None of which generate income.
So I'm a little crazy... what's your point?
I see DUMB people.
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
I'm not crazy my reality is just different than yours.
Your normal people freak me out.
Falling in love happens when our weirdness is compatible with someone else's.
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
Dear Santa leave Edward under the tree before Rudolph gets hurt. XO Me.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again.
Super mom Super wife Super woman Super tired
Licensed sarcasticist
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
Do you have EARS? OMG! So do I! Let's Be Friends.
Warning brunette with blonde moments
He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and one fake, and said "I'll love you until the last rose dies"
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice! and sit back and wonder "how did I do that??"
I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not.
In my dreams you're mine. In my life you're a dream.
333 I'm only half evil.
And your point is...
You're just jealous because the voice only talk to me...
Welcome to the church of vegetables. Lettuce pray.
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
I've built a wall not to block anyone out, but to see who loves me enough to climb over it.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on.
No trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Ever since Transformers I will never look at any technology the same way again.
CAUTION: I'm not like other girls.
If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we e-mail chocolate?
Sometimes, I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring... so I go back to being me.
Smarter people have dirtier minds.
I love my attitude problem.
Due to the current financial restraints the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice.
I may not be perfect, but I'm always me.
When I went to school they asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand theh assignment. Told them they don't understand life.
People who don't know me say I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.
The curse of the quick reader is to finish a book two days after it was first released.
A room without a book is like a body without a soul.
One day your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching.
Don't judge me based on your IGNORANCE.
Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman.
Illegal inmigration began in 1492.
Caution: water on road during rain.
The mark of a true fan is when you know your team sucks and you root for them anyway.
If winning isn't everything, why do we keep score?
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
You're my little piece of heaven putting me through hell.
I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
Shhhh!.... Do you smell something?
2 much txting mks u 1 bad splr.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... NO.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather be a superheroe than a princess.
Stupidity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.
Oh crap. You're gonna try and cheer me up, aren't you?
My favourite number of the alphabet is yellow!
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
Shut up, I'm happy
I love you. I love you too! I was talking to my food.
I'm having another "it seemed like a good idea at the time" moment.
I took the road less traveled and now I don't know where the hell I am.
You cry I cry. You laugh I laugh. You jump off a cliff I laugh EVEN HARDER.
I do many things well. None of which generate income.
So I'm a little crazy... what's your point?
I see DUMB people.
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
I'm not crazy my reality is just different than yours.
Your normal people freak me out.
Falling in love happens when our weirdness is compatible with someone else's.
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
Dear Santa leave Edward under the tree before Rudolph gets hurt. XO Me.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again.
Super mom Super wife Super woman Super tired
Licensed sarcasticist
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
Do you have EARS? OMG! So do I! Let's Be Friends.
Warning brunette with blonde moments
He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and one fake, and said "I'll love you until the last rose dies"
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice! and sit back and wonder "how did I do that??"
I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not.
In my dreams you're mine. In my life you're a dream.
333 I'm only half evil.
And your point is...
You're just jealous because the voice only talk to me...
Welcome to the church of vegetables. Lettuce pray.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Speak your mind even if your voice shakes.
Not only do I fall down stairs... I trip up them as well. Now that takes TALENT.
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
Yes, I'm awesome. And yes, I already know that.
When nothing goes right... go left.
I'm sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
Tell me I can't and I'll show you I can.
Don't make me come down there. God.
If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have one dollar.
I only seem like a smartass because I'm surrounded by dumbasses.
What can I say? I'm just different. = )
Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. Dumbledore.
I'm not stubborn. I'm just always right.
"Let's eat Grandpa!" "Let's eat, Grandpa!" Commas, they save lives.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a bus.
May I please borrow your pen? I need to stab you in the eye.
I is a genius. ; )
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head.
Speak your mind even if your voice shakes.
Not only do I fall down stairs... I trip up them as well. Now that takes TALENT.
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
Yes, I'm awesome. And yes, I already know that.
When nothing goes right... go left.
I'm sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
Tell me I can't and I'll show you I can.
Don't make me come down there. God.
If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have one dollar.
I only seem like a smartass because I'm surrounded by dumbasses.
What can I say? I'm just different. = )
Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. Dumbledore.
I'm not stubborn. I'm just always right.
"Let's eat Grandpa!" "Let's eat, Grandpa!" Commas, they save lives.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a bus.
May I please borrow your pen? I need to stab you in the eye.
I is a genius. ; )
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head.
Never judge a book by its movie.
Everything good in life is either illegal, inmoral or fattening.
I'm the one who has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.
To do list: nothing. Mission accomplished.
Not only am I a master of suspense, but I
I may not be perfect but I'm always ME.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
The dark is afraid of me.
True love doesn't have a happy ending. True love doesn't end.
If you're looking for perfection, buy yourself a Barbie doll.
Try being informed instead of just opinionated.
Do not make me throw a possum at your face.
I wasn't kissing you, I was telling your lips a secret : P
Sometimes I wonder... "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"... and then it hits me.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
My imaginary friends think you have serious problems...
Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes!
Unless I'm wrong... which, you know, I'm not...
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